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He even has the math to back it up.

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47/100 photos of charisma carpenter

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Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

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top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

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*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

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Game of Thrones and Adventure Time are basically the same show.

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#i don’t even watch the vampire diaries

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probably a conversation at one point in their careers

jack: hey carter you if the scientists decide to name an asteroid that you discovered
jack: do you think
jack: they would call it
jack: samantha crater
sam: i'm going to shoot you
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Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

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Body Art by Gesine Marwedel, Germain artist.

I’m amazed

The dopest shit ever

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