Shine bright like a washed nintendog
Sounds like more of a consulting detective.
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
make me choose → anon asked: friends or
how i met your mother
It wasn't like I did Orphan Black and was like, [in a snooty voice] "I can't wait to be nominated for an Emmy." I was just like, "I'm so excited I'm doing this show. I hope I can get through the day without passing out."
why are y’all still making frozen jokes…
let it go
Disconnected - Lindsay Lohan
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.