Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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Sounds like more of a consulting detective.

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Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

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make me choose → anon asked: friends or how i met your mother

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It wasn't like I did Orphan Black and was like, [in a snooty voice] "I can't wait to be nominated for an Emmy." I was just like, "I'm so excited I'm doing this show. I hope I can get through the day without passing out."

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Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be. —Clementine Paddleford (via waxenneat)

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why are y’all still making frozen jokes…

let it go


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Disconnected - Lindsay Lohan

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fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

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